What are some ways that evil-liberal socialist-non-commercial tv behemoths can ruin the sanctity of Easter?

uhm,Easter was like an orgy,people came to worship the temple goddess Isis or ishtar or whatever ,and the temple goddesses were prostitutes,that doesn't sound real sanctified to begin with,but it does sound alot more fun way to celebrate,compared to the way we celebrate it now,with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow chicks